tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-127034322011-10-06T12:13:32.858+01:00What my brain looks likeJimbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02153041255487823569noreply@blogger.comBlogger201100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12703432.post-1136921299499898922006-01-10T19:17:00.000Z2006-01-10T19:28:19.516Z

Start 2006 with a bang? Don't Mind if I do, Above is the firework which we saluted the beginning of 2006 with. Yes I am aware that it resembles a phallus. But that is in fact ham.The firework is courtesy of Dave Andrew and I. Dave set off the first fireworks as a kind of dry run earlier in the evening, when the whole of Dave's family were impressed with the quality of the firework.Come midnight,

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Johnny Depp’s Mexican Business Consultancy (JDMBC) Donna Keogh James Hendry Valentine SilvinPresents:Technidrill 2001: A Drilling OdysseySome reviews: “So much drilling I nearly cried” Johnny Vaughan – The Sun “The best dwilling report I’ve ever seen” Johnathan Ross,

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Is it really that long since I last updated this thing? Thats nasty. Well if nobody ain't gonna read it, it can go one of two ways.Either I can use it to put my darkest, nastiest thoughts onOr I can not bother and spend the time doing something constructive.Hmmm Toughie. Any suggestions?

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The Premiership starts again in little over a weeks time. This is a good thing as it will give me something in my life again. I know, its only sport, but come on, What other point is there? really?

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My Hasselhoff obsession is now officially out of control. So much so, that when doing a pub quiz with my lovely lady friend, and a question came up to which David Hasselhoff was the answer, I just got one of those looks to suggest that she is now happy sharing me with another.Fill your Hoff-Sized shoes:http://members.iinet.net.au/~l_ross/pachoff/

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Euro Atlantic airways.......Who you might think??? Thats exactly what I thought before I got on one of their planes, but after a nice round of delays both ways and an emergency stop in Lisbon last night, they have officially made the list.Garf indeed - premium, unleaded garf in its purest form,

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And literally as soon as i retired from my previous post Murray crashed out. He looks talented, but at least his game can grow reasonably out of the public eye, which can only be good for a player. No point in making him sweat yet - let him grow and be the British tennis champion (an oxymoron surely) we have all been dreaming of!

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Right, the time of year I hate the most, but massively love for many different reasons: We are now slapbang in the middle of Wimbledon.This is a good thing because its a good benchmark to start summer off properly.This is bad because of Henmania etc..... Idiots who normally do not watch/listen/get involved in any other sport who suddenly spend their days thinking they are doing the honourable

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As the song 'Always look on the bright side of Life' said in Life of Brian, 'Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it'Pretty sound advice, and one you should take with you, as I do, wherever ye shall be off to in your travels.And if you think that things are bad, remember that you have things better than Wormy, the hairless cat - Available to sponsor now at eBay http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/

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Hello, Actually. I have quite a lot of interesting things to say at the moment, as you can tell between by the time it has taken between my previous and this posting, but none of it really I wish to share with the Blogspot.Maybe I should be a little unfaithful and get a LiveJournal, you know, play away from home for a bit.More importantly, i feel the need to summarise the past few days, and

Jimbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02153041255487823569noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12703432.post-1116797194627837482005-05-22T22:03:00.000+01:002005-05-22T22:26:34.630+01:00

Well, it has happened. A lot sooner than I thought. No sooner had i posted my previous post, finally airing the grievances I had about the Crazy Frog ringtone, than there was a media bandwagon, and probably even a Daily Mail campaign. (Watch out next week for their 'Crazy Frog Gave me Cancer' exclusive)Well thanks a lot.This time, i will use their Bandwagon, this week realising that young people

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Your Amazing Yoda Sex Linehttp://www.quizdiva.net/yodabedroom/yoda.jpg">>"Ahhh!%20Yoda' s table>The Amazing Yoda Sex Line GeneratorAnd the transformation has begun.About six months ago I really got into Star Wars big time. The past few weeks have been even bigger than that. So far this week (I have brought Darren down with me - we are both hardened geeks now) I have watched Ep. 1 and 2 this week,

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Just a little rant today, although it enables me to empty my mind of two of the most annoying things which plague me on an almost daily basis.The train home from London is normally such a pleasant and bearable thing, and indeed the part of my day i look forward to second most, second only to stabbing myself in the hands.Commuting is hell, anybody who disagrees with you has passed into purgatory,

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Why hello there, how are you doing. you look cold, why not come inside for a nice cup of Bovril?Just my efforts to add a little warmth and hospitality to an otherwise quite boring post.How terribly British am I? pasty white, the first day of sun today in a while, and i have the most attractive lobster-like complexion coupled with some rather impressive panda eyes. Damn i look good.Things we have

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Enjoy..........Love on a Link MachineLooking up from the remains of his individual meatfeast pizza, Roger noticed the most beautiful young girl waving from the upper deck of a park and ride bus. After a second glance over his shoulder to be sure she was actually waving in his direction, he shyly glanced up, and gave her a quick wave.“Drinks…..Drinks…..” A Strange foreign voice interrupted his

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Everybody needs to take five minutes out of their day to listen to any Flaming Lips song. I have decided, right this minute, that Flaming lips day should be a bank holiday. There would be no crime, nor anything nasty. Chavs could go around barking: I know a girl who reminds me of CherShe's always changing the color of her hairShe don't use nothing you buy in a storeShe likes her hair to be real

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Hello Interweb.Had one of those really fruitful evenings last night. Darren and I spent until the wee hours this morning watching videos of when we were at college etc, particularly Wicken House. I have found the, until now, forgotten play 'That's what you get for asking for Extra Toast'Wicken House was a fantastic weekend. Man, i could get lost in a strawberyy vodka flavoured haze of memorable

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The following post is the second of two highly creative sessions which took place three yeas ago, at a wonderful place. the land of Wicken (?) house, somewhere in the middle of nowhere. Only now is the world ready for this.This is an absolutely faithful reproduction from the original script, which i found recenntly during an extensive and psychologically cleansing clear out of my room. Enjoy. If

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Well Actually its a Friday night. Rather peculiarly for me I am at home, typing away like an absolute spanner.Well welcome, those of you who see this. Don't expect much from this post, but i aim to bring you as many monkey based stories as i can physically find in the future, as well as all other kinds of randomnicity!

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