Start 2006 with a bang? Don't Mind if I do, Above is the firework which we saluted the beginning of 2006 with. Yes I am aware that it resembles a phallus. But that is in fact ham.

The firework is courtesy of Dave Andrew and I. Dave set off the first fireworks as a kind of dry run earlier in the evening, when the whole of Dave's family were impressed with the quality of the firework.

Come midnight, when we set off the above meat-based propellant, which needless to say didn't quite reach the astronomical heights of the first fireworks, much to the dismay of Dave's family. In fact, I think they were a little deflated. We were happy though, safe in the knowledge that we were the first to send ham into the atmosphere. Nice

Johnny Depp’s Mexican Business Consultancy (JDMBC)



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Presents:

Technidrill 2001: A Drilling Odyssey


Some reviews:

“So much drilling I nearly cried” Johnny Vaughan – The Sun

“The best dwilling report I’ve ever seen” Johnathan Ross, Drill2000
“I want nothing to do with this, stop calling me you weirdo” Johnny Depp

Damn it I can't get the pictures to upload?!?

Is it really that long since I last updated this thing? Thats nasty. Well if nobody ain't gonna read it, it can go one of two ways.

Either I can use it to put my darkest, nastiest thoughts on

Or I can not bother and spend the time doing something constructive.

Hmmm Toughie. Any suggestions?

Two Weeks and a Day to Go

The Premiership starts again in little over a weeks time. This is a good thing as it will give me something in my life again. I know, its only sport, but come on, What other point is there? really?

Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner Pac-Hoff

My Hasselhoff obsession is now officially out of control. So much so, that when doing a pub quiz with my lovely lady friend, and a question came up to which David Hasselhoff was the answer, I just got one of those looks to suggest that she is now happy sharing me with another.

Fill your Hoff-Sized shoes:

http://members.iinet.net.au/~l_ross/pachoff/

A Flight to Remember

Euro Atlantic airways.......

Who you might think??? Thats exactly what I thought before I got on one of their planes, but after a nice round of delays both ways and an emergency stop in Lisbon last night, they have officially made the list.

Garf indeed - premium, unleaded garf in its purest form,